Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 09, 2014

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    watmiwori  almost 10 years ago

    Surely she can con Jeffrey into letting her use his….He’s only abooger-brained boy, after all!

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Good one, Wiley! That would drive a kid crazy…Seriously!…………… matmiwori, you have a Danae streak in you…….Maybe she should have given him that wedgie for a couple of reasons….

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    The more I think about it, Jeffrey’s gotta have a satellite phone….

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    cartoon critic 2544  almost 10 years ago

    Don’t worry Lucy, it’s a given.

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    dukedoug, yeah, that’s her conundrum….Lost in all this, though,…I’m kinda surprised Lucy hasn’t pointed out that Danae touched Jeffrey’s underwear….Can I get a Eewwww?

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    bluskies  almost 10 years ago

    Banished to the OUTside witthout a lifeline? Oh, the horror. Almost as bad as losing your Internet, TV, and phone “forever” because some soulless idiot drove his 13-foot truck under your 12 foot high wire. With “triple play”, who you gonna call? More importantly, how you gonna call ‘em if the line’s down?

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    Barker62  almost 10 years ago

    Pity the poor trees……LOL!

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    luvcmx  almost 10 years ago

    Did Flo get a facelift or is it my imagination that she is looking better?

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    Q4horse  almost 10 years ago

    You still have a pony!

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    puggles  almost 10 years ago

    My Mom is closing in on 80 and likes to mow her own yard. I tell her as long as she has that cell phone in her pocket, she can do whatever she feels like. I feel better knowing help is a call away, and she has the freedom of a robin!

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    Can't Sleep  almost 10 years ago

    Love the picture of Danae – she now looks like a normal little kid.

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    Guilty Bystander  almost 10 years ago

    That really WOULD work as punishment for a kid these day. My 15-year-old grandson is CONSTANTLY texting. We have an entire generation of people whose heads are going to be permanently tilted forward and down by the time they’re 30.

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    dabugger  almost 10 years ago

    Smart dad. Danae might enjoy the outs for a change.

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    poppy1313  almost 10 years ago

    HOORAY

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    paullp Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Before cell phones and computers, getting sent to your room might mean you still had access to your TV, your stereo (LPs and 8-tracks) and your phone (landline). Obviously Flo raised her boys without those things in their room.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  almost 10 years ago

    A “cruel and unusual punishment,” indeed.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 10 years ago

    That’s the problem with this generation – TOO SOFT!

    When I was a child, my momma use to beat by behind with a belt while reading from the Bible. And except for a few strange fetishes. I turned out alright!

    Now if you’ll excuse me – it’s time for more punishment!! :)

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    She Mc  almost 10 years ago

    Were you a story line in Criminal minds?Lol!

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    Caddy57  almost 10 years ago

    I remember the last time Danae was out of range on her cell…..she went nuts!

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    benbrilling  almost 10 years ago

    I have been reading this comic for years and yet never realized that Flo was his mother.

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    Pimwimbush1  almost 10 years ago

    Did everyone but me know that Flow is Danae’s Grandma? Excellent plot twist!

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    westny77  almost 10 years ago

    Lucy likes to relieve herself more often.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    What could be worse!!

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    DHBirr  almost 10 years ago

    “Let me in! I’m getting fresh air all over my body!”— Sally Brown, after Charlie Brown threw her out of the house because she did nothing all day but lie in a beanbag chair watching TV

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