Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 24, 2014

This isn’t funny in an English accent!

What’s been happening? The few comments in most of the comics have only been posted in the last few mintes or just 2 hours ago.

It would go down well with some Aristoddy.

It’s funny in Spanish. Plato=dish, there’s a dish over the table and the pig, logically, says he’s not going to eat it.Hilarious! (what’s wrong with Pastis? I’m starting to feel like the rat…)

So Pig just happened to be carrying around a container of Play-doh?

pig latin, even pretty

How does pig get up on the stool?

Actually, Goat would eat the book, if he were a real-life goat; at least, he’d try.

I was going to visit the Play-Doh Republic, but I hear it’s not stable.

So now we’ve moved from puns to malapropisms?

Yuck!

xxx

Plato is tasty, but not that way, Pig! Just eat your lunch and leave the heavy intellectual lifting to Goat….

Well, if you make play-doh at home you can eat it. If I remember all it is is flour, salt, a little food coloring, water, and a little vegetable oil. But the home made stuff doesn’t last as long as the store bought.

Poor ol’ Pluto, Planet has-been.Mopes around all day now in the dark alleyways, bumming cigarettes and dollars off passers-by. They won’t let him into Planet Hollywood anymore, since they took back his ID badge.

Tim Taylor, from Home Improvement, thought it was ‘Play-Dog’ when Wilson told him about Plato.

Back in middle school, we used to use a program called “Plato Learning” for some assignments. There was a girl who tried to search “Play-Doh Learning” to find the website, to no avail.

At least it’s gluten free.