Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 05, 2014

Oldbot is gonna get it in the “can”…

Ask the Doc: . “Can you dig it?…..”

There’s no dignity left once you’ve drunk the foul-tasting stuff.

The day before you get the tube shoved up your wahoo is the worst..Keep a book handy in the bathroom…and man, I’m never gonna drink lime Gatorade ever again…..

If and when I ever have to do that again, I will be prepared. I have all kinds of gadgets to keep me occupied while I’m occupied.

He’s going to spend the next day on the botty.

The secret is to start a liquid diet about three days before the “cleanse.” It won’t keep you off the porcelain pony, but it will make it more tolerable.

I don’t know which is worse…. you folks WRITING about this, uh, “stuff”….. or my READING it….(disclaimer – I’m 62)

I’m going to see my G-E doctor tomorrow and will bring him a copy of the cartoon.

that industrial strength lemon/lime drain cleaner the day before

I know how you feel I have to make an appointment for another colonoscopy. I agree it is that vile drink before the test.

Don’t worry, Oldbot, it’ll all work out in the end . . . and you’ll think it’s a gas after it’s over . . . ☻

Considering the alternative,I can do drain cleaner. Glad they caught the Big C on ya,DH!

Three years ago I had occasion to tell my primary care provider’s wife that my 50th birthday had been the occasion for some correspondence between her husband and a gastroenterologist. A doctor herself, she said that was a great way to celebrate. Another of the docs I work for often told the residents that he estimated he had saved more lives by ordering screening colonoscopies than by anything else he had done.

I love a good organ recital…

My brother-in-law put it off due to lack of insurance. By now he’s had five major surgeries and has a 50-50 chance of surviving. Don’t put it off.Anyhow, they say adding Crystal Lite makes it more palatable, and my trips to the loo never took more ghan seconds.

No dignity here! Move along!