Worst one, I think …. a friend’s next-door neighbor’s teen daughter lost her legs when a drunk rammed the car she was driving…the next day, before it ever hit even the local news, at least half a dozen lawyers had dropped their business cards into their mailbox … some enclosed in get-well cards. A few more sent them to the girl’s hospital room… a couple were even attached to bouquets.
But then, I’m sure young lawyer Shemp knows all about that.
2Old… yeah, I was thinking that Burl expects that some of those early bird diners will get sick….He’s probably figured out that they put out all the leftovers from yesterday and … well…. let’s just say “and back”…for the coupon clippers and the seniors, with their “$5.99 sunset special” cards…
Yet come 5 pm….who are that large foursome we see at the head of the line….they look so familiar… yawning purses lined with napkins, empty Ziploc bags in their pockets, ready to hit the trough.To the swift go the spoils.. in this case rather too literally….
To Dazz from yesterday’s comment……..the 712 behind my name does NOT refer to my age!It refers to my weight. And before you say anything snide, my weight is in proportion to my height.I’m 5’3……so. there!!!
Leaky, I’m with you.I mean, everything in proportion…nobody says what that proportion has to BE…
Speaking of snide….I’ve never understood why some people make rules for other people..and then think they’re special cos they follow them and some of the others don’t… or can’t.
Seriously… we all follow different drummers…we don’t need to be tested, controlled, laughed at or limited because of what some judgmental person thinks…
Well…. except for Marg, sometimes…. you know…but that’s for her own protection.
They’re in the right place (or out in front of it, anyhoo!!)….that “bring the ladder inside sign” is like something that would grace the famous Penny to-do-list in that awful kitchen!! That store’s motto might read: “BY, FOR, & OF THE PENNY-PEOPLE”….enjoy your visit!! Snerk and Snark!!
These clowns don’t do anything for someone else without a pay back, what s Tom doing for them, free lawsuit for shoulder injury while sticking the cards on ladders
I’m a little worried now for Leaky, since he admits to a BMI of over 126. And although I prefer a man who is not too much taller than I (and I’m just 5’), 5’-3" is really too short for me to wear heels; I’ve never dated a man that short. My Chicago friend is just 5’6" and my new man is 5’9".
Lawyers. When my brother was divorcing his wife, he put several of the best (read: toughest) divorce lawyers in town on retainer so she couldn’t hire them.I know we all love to laugh about PI lawyers, et al. but when you really need a chain saw, nothing else will do!
Laura Gildwarg almost 10 years ago
How crass!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Imperfect ladders, Tom is gonna get rich!Old Country Buffet keeps a team of paramedics on call at all times.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Hey, I’ve seen just as bad in real life.
Worst one, I think …. a friend’s next-door neighbor’s teen daughter lost her legs when a drunk rammed the car she was driving…the next day, before it ever hit even the local news, at least half a dozen lawyers had dropped their business cards into their mailbox … some enclosed in get-well cards. A few more sent them to the girl’s hospital room… a couple were even attached to bouquets.
But then, I’m sure young lawyer Shemp knows all about that.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago
2Old… yeah, I was thinking that Burl expects that some of those early bird diners will get sick….He’s probably figured out that they put out all the leftovers from yesterday and … well…. let’s just say “and back”…for the coupon clippers and the seniors, with their “$5.99 sunset special” cards…
Yet come 5 pm….who are that large foursome we see at the head of the line….they look so familiar… yawning purses lined with napkins, empty Ziploc bags in their pockets, ready to hit the trough.To the swift go the spoils.. in this case rather too literally….
leakysqueaky712 almost 10 years ago
To Dazz from yesterday’s comment……..the 712 behind my name does NOT refer to my age!It refers to my weight. And before you say anything snide, my weight is in proportion to my height.I’m 5’3……so. there!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Leaky, I’m with you.I mean, everything in proportion…nobody says what that proportion has to BE…
Speaking of snide….I’ve never understood why some people make rules for other people..and then think they’re special cos they follow them and some of the others don’t… or can’t.
Seriously… we all follow different drummers…we don’t need to be tested, controlled, laughed at or limited because of what some judgmental person thinks…
Well…. except for Marg, sometimes…. you know…but that’s for her own protection.
Tom Falco almost 10 years ago
Tom the ambulance chaser.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
They’re in the right place (or out in front of it, anyhoo!!)….that “bring the ladder inside sign” is like something that would grace the famous Penny to-do-list in that awful kitchen!! That store’s motto might read: “BY, FOR, & OF THE PENNY-PEOPLE”….enjoy your visit!! Snerk and Snark!!
imnormal almost 10 years ago
These clowns don’t do anything for someone else without a pay back, what s Tom doing for them, free lawsuit for shoulder injury while sticking the cards on ladders
vldazzle almost 10 years ago
I’m a little worried now for Leaky, since he admits to a BMI of over 126. And although I prefer a man who is not too much taller than I (and I’m just 5’), 5’-3" is really too short for me to wear heels; I’ve never dated a man that short. My Chicago friend is just 5’6" and my new man is 5’9".
mikie2 almost 10 years ago
Lawyers. When my brother was divorcing his wife, he put several of the best (read: toughest) divorce lawyers in town on retainer so she couldn’t hire them.I know we all love to laugh about PI lawyers, et al. but when you really need a chain saw, nothing else will do!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago
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