Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2006

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This year my greatness was startling. I made more cash than you. I bought nicer things than you. I had more success than you. In short, here is my summary of the last twelve months. Me: Total domination. You: Blah blah blah who cares? "You really shouldn't send out an annual Christmas letter."