Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2006

Transcript:

"Sir...We understand you're centering your campaign on the threat posed by rainbows...but how do you know rainbows are deadly?" "For that, I'll turn to my director of intelligence, Pig, who has incontrovertible photographic proof." "Ahhh" "HAHAHAA" "I'm convinced." "Good enough for me." "Let's hit the bar, boys." "Thanks for coming!"