Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2006
September 03, 2006
September 05, 2006
Transcript:
"I got a job writing ads for a doorknob company. I just wrote my first one." "Let me hear it." "If you don't buy our doorknobs, God won't love you, and you'll probably go to hell." "Eternal condemnation is the key to selling doorknobs."
thetraveller4 about 12 years ago
Especially in the bible belt!
Gun guy almost 12 years ago
Rat’s strategy works unless you aren’t Christian.
ReneeZimbodgi over 11 years ago
Us Christians wouldn’t believe that, though.
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
In that case, all advertising companies should adopt this strategy!
aardvark86au almost 8 years ago
The punchline sounds like it is a pun on some other phrase, but I got nuthin’.
lan.denunzio over 5 years ago
Knock, KnockWho’s there?Runners upRunners up who?Running up your door prize.
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) almost 5 years ago
That’s entirely too harsh.
PBS1! about 3 years ago
I think people will want to buy the doorknobs now because they’ll think the sales pitch is a joke.