Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2006
August 29, 2006
August 31, 2006
Transcript:
"Sir, bad news, Sir...the polls are in and 74 percent of the neighborhood disapproves of me." "That doesn't surprise me, li'l guard duck. You know what you're gonna have to do?" "Threaten and intimidate 74 percent of the neighborhood?" "I've guessed wrong, haven't I, Sir?"
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
Wait…26 percent of the neighborhood does approve of him?
11vandev over 11 years ago
26% Just don’t want to voice their opinion I think
comicsnerd74 about 9 years ago
I think it means that they don’t care, not that they DO approve. Although probably the minority that approves is Rat.
DarthRevan almost 6 years ago
He’s almost as the “president”.
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] about 2 years ago
Guard duck guessed right.
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) almost 2 years ago
Since when does GD have a pipe?
Junior 5 months ago
Wow… WHO could have predicted this?! I tire of the same joke over and over. Other repeat punchlines like the Charlie Brown kicking the football gag have creative new punchlines, unlike the monotonous exact same outcome.