Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2006

Transcript:

"Listen, pal, I know you're a bit peeved 'cause you just moved into the neighborhood and here I am, your predator, living right across the street." "But listen, man... I feel your pain... Like just last week, the neighbor next to me borrowed my hedge trimmers and has he given them back? Noooooooooooooo." "How do you possibly compare a neighbor who keeps your hedge trimmers to one who rips off your @#@*@#@ head?!?!" "Let's watch the potty mouth."