Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2006

Transcript:

"Dear Condoleezza Rice, I am a big fan of the 'Care Bears'...Maybe you are too...My favorite bear is 'Harmony Bear'...I suggest you send him to the Middle East to solve the Arab/Israeli problem." "Dude, why do you write these moronic letters?...Do you honestly think Condoleezza Rice is gonna follow your advice and send a 'Care Bear' to Jerusalem who will magically solve the world's most intractable diplomatic crisis?..." "YAY!!"