Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 04, 2005

Transcript:

"What are you doing?" "I got a job writing inspirational posters." "What are those?" "They're those posters with pictures of a pretty shoreline or grazing horses and a few gentle words designed to inspire people...Wanna hear one I just wrote?" "Sure." "'You can do it...You big fat tub of lard.'" "How...inspiring." "Yeah...I think that's the only one without profanity."