Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2005

Transcript:

"Okay, you beasts...I just found an antelope skull in my backyard and I want to know who threw it there." "Probably Home Depot guy...Dey do dat kinda stuff all da time." "Listen, guys...Home Depot does not randomly toss antelope skulls into people's yards...Where would they even GET an antelope skull?" "Oh, no...Mebbe dey steal from secret stash of captured prey we hide een unlocked gahden shed so zeeba no can find..." "...What you know? ...He find."