Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2005

But it helps pass the lonely nights?

Actually, I’ve had that thought too.

There 2-d

The man hoards everything.

Remember the comic where pig thought the animal heads on the walls were just animals poking their heads through?

What kind of den only has 3 animal heads and no furniture?

My uncle has a bottle opener like this. There’s a bronze bears head and a bronze bear’s behind.