Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2004

Transcript:

"Sir, in your run for the presidency, are you actually advocating the invasion of France?" "That is correct." "But on what basis, Sir?" "The 'official' reason will be that the French possess weapons of mass destruction and are continually hostile to U.S. interests." "And the unofficial?" "I want to shove their chain smoking faces into a pile of croissants."