Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2004

Transcript:

"Hey, Rat...did you get me the styling gel at the grocery store?" "Yeah, you dumb pig...it's on the bathroom counter." "...Hey, wait...this is the mega-hold one. I use the medium hold." "Oh, shut up, you big whiner...they're all the same." "I beg to differ."