Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2004

Transcript:

"You know, the worst part about being bait is that we're just an afterthought. Every tree hugger in the world complains if you use the wrong type of hook on the poor fish, but no one cares about Willie Worm." "Hey...Maybe we should organize our own protest...Willie here can climb to the top of a redwood and just sit there for weeks...It'll be a big media event." "Sven...A bird will eat me." "Hey, take one for the team, dude."