Monty by Jim Meddick for April 23, 2014
April 22, 2014
April 24, 2014
Transcript:
Ooh... And here in the time capsule... A mystery letter! Within this sealed envelope is a note... A word of advice from my past self addressed to my future self... Past Monty Future Monty Don't park the hovercraft in the vacant lot next to the library. I think they're going to start towing from there pretty soon.
billyruffian about 10 years ago
How come we don’t all have personal hovercrafts by now, anyway?
nitromicro about 10 years ago
How did he know it would still be a vacant lot?
rnrnetmails about 10 years ago
That there is a space-time-continuum paradox: when there are hovercrafts, will they need to be parked? Or will there be parking lots? Or even, will they be towed?
Of course, the biggest is, when there are hovercrafts, will we have vacant lots?
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
what a dim bulb. be he!
Albert Sims Premium Member about 10 years ago
If they tow it to the beach, it might get full of eels!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Past Monty is not much of a prognosticator. Especially to Five Weeks Future Monty….
StepYaGameUp about 10 years ago
I want more of Monty’s Cop “Girlfriend” please!!
boldyuma about 10 years ago
I came a across a old Neiman Marcus catalog(1990’s)that had personal hovercrafts for sale..A one seat was ,I think, $25,000, and, a two seater was $30,000…I said sure …wrap em up I’ll take both of them….ha!
Barker62 about 10 years ago
They have government surplus hovercraft going for under $12K. I missed the bidding deadline by 3 hours.