Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 16, 2014

So there is this hypnotist who comes to town, puts on a big show, 20,000 seat arena. He says, "To begin, I am going to put all of you under a hypnotic spell, you will all do as I command you! When i snap my fingers, you will all do as I say. "

He snaps his fingers, and says "Everyone, I want you to raise both hands in the air, 40,000 hands raise in the air.

“Now put your hands on top of your head”. 40,000 hands slowly lower to 20,000 heads.

Unknown to him, there is a loose microphone cord on the floor. He begins, "Ok, Now I want you all,then he trips over the cord, and says the 4 letter word for excrement, “(r@p”.

It took a week to clean the place up.

Oh! Flicking door stoppers! I loved doing that as a kid!

“No, it sounded like a clown horn.”

Is that a toy of the lion from the “Big Top” comic?

The spring door stopper I used to have went, "Sproig-guduguduguda-flip.