Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 04, 2014
May 03, 2014
May 05, 2014
Transcript:
Nate: Ding dong Nate: Hi, Mr. Kendall! Care to buy a candy bar to support the timber scouts? Mr. Kendall: Absolutely NOT! Mr. Kendall: I'm a SAVER, not a spender! I don't just throw money at anyone who comes knocking! Nate: Yup, that's what Francis said you'd say. Mr. Kendall: Eh? Who? Nate: Francis. My friend over there. Nate: He says you're the cheapest guy in town. Mr. Kendall: THRIFTY is what I am! Nate: He bet me ten dollars I couldn't sell you a candy bar. Mr. Kendall: Then he's a smart lad. Nate: But if I WIN the bet. I'll give YOU 60 percent! That's six dollars! Nate: The candy bar only costs FIVE! So you'll end up with a candy bar AND a net profit of ONE DOLLAR! Mr. Kendall: Deal! Nate: He's allergic to chocolate he just wanted the dollar.
Comisftw almost 10 years ago
So Nate gets a candy bar and 4 dollars.Mr. Kendall gets 1 dollar.The Timber Scouts get 5 dollars for a candy bar.And Francis loses 10 dollars.
favm almost 10 years ago
You will be a great salesman Nate.
peanuts511 almost 10 years ago
nice strategy nate!!
peanuts511 almost 10 years ago
i really want some yo mama smackdowns in the strips, Mr. Pierce??
ausome508 almost 10 years ago
nice job nate :)
Mukesh7 almost 10 years ago
Wow Nate, And I thought you were bad at math :D
Mr. Pig Hates Bacon almost 10 years ago
SCORE!
cactuslady100 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Nate you little con artist
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
And since Nate got the chocolate bar back, he could just pocket the next $5 sale, for a total profit of $9.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Good job Nate.
flash_205 almost 10 years ago
tricky tricky nate
Tacos_Supreme almost 10 years ago
Mr Kendall actually lost 4 dollars ended getting a 1 dollar in return
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Nate could at least share his"victory dance" i.e. a “free” bar with the Fran-Man….!!!!?!!!…..oh, yeah, right……this is Nate Wright, after all! Snicker! SNICKER!! And $5 World’s Finest Chocolate Bars. Sold ‘em m’self once, when they only wanted 50 cents per for ’em!!
Tater almost 10 years ago
Way to go, Nate!
Bignatefan2002 almost 10 years ago
It’s funny how Mr. Kendall could have just kept the $10 but instead, gave it away, this is why he keeps his money. You go Nate!
stc123 almost 10 years ago
THAT’S SMART THINKING
Spartan2145 almost 10 years ago
very confusing, but very sneaky and smart nate. >:)
Lil Nachoe almost 8 years ago
My Mom is allergic to chocolate, but obviously it’s not that serious, because she eats Reese Cups and Hershey Bars all the time XD. Must be why i love it so much lol
yoshi1042005 about 7 years ago
… WHAT???
Peco almost 5 years ago
Poll: Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to grass?
Captain Charlie almost 4 years ago
Why the fluff is being good with money so frowned upon??
rorywenden24 over 3 years ago
stonks
maybe a human about 2 years ago
whatever happened to “no thank you”