This is a takeoff (a good takeoff) of an old joke about a trained gorilla. Short version: Man selling another man a Gorilla claiming it is the greatest golfer ever seen. They go to a golf course and on the 1st tee (a 450yd Par 5) the gorilla hits the ball within 5 inches of the cup. The man immediately buys the gorilla. He goes to the hole with the gorilla and hands him a putter to hole out. The gorilla proceeds to hit the ball another 450yds.
pdking77 about 10 years ago
Golf humor. I just don’t get it. Or Golf.
jbmlaw01 about 10 years ago
Heck, with my drive off the tee I kill thousands of worms
griffon8 about 10 years ago
The point in golf is to hit the ball as few times as possible. I take that to its logical conclusion by not hitting it at all.
dunner99rok about 10 years ago
Drive for show, putt for dough.
Plods with ...™ about 10 years ago
We called it a worm burner.
jollyjack about 10 years ago
This is a takeoff (a good takeoff) of an old joke about a trained gorilla. Short version: Man selling another man a Gorilla claiming it is the greatest golfer ever seen. They go to a golf course and on the 1st tee (a 450yd Par 5) the gorilla hits the ball within 5 inches of the cup. The man immediately buys the gorilla. He goes to the hole with the gorilla and hands him a putter to hole out. The gorilla proceeds to hit the ball another 450yds.