FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 07, 2014
April 05, 2014
April 08, 2014
Transcript:
Andy: our bathroom scale is broken. Roger: oh? Andy: It showed me as being 15 pounds overweight. Roger: Not to be rude, but why’s that mean it’s broken? Andy: Because I threw it out the window. Roger: have I mentioned how thin you look today?
legaleagle48 about 10 years ago
Smart move, Roger. Clearly, you value your life!
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Garfield can relate to Andy: they both have issues with scales (in Garfield’s case, electronic talking ones).
Deezlebird about 10 years ago
I thought Andy only ate healthy stuff. She is always harping on Roger and the kids. How is she 15 pounds overweight on the stuff she cooks?
Zero-Gabriel about 10 years ago
BTW…
Still… all in moderation I guess.
YatInExile about 10 years ago
Can the scale be changed to metric? Andy might feel lighter if she her weight in kilos.
thestargazer1682 about 10 years ago
“Also, the window’s broken…”
YankeeClipper Premium Member about 10 years ago
Scale: “Captain, sensors indicate a huge gellotnous blob!…. Phasers have no effect!….Abandone ship! Man the space pods!” Garfield: “I hate you.”
dflak about 10 years ago
This reminds me somewhat of my wife’s early days with computers. “Dear, the computer is broken.” Back then it could have been anything from it’s on fire to it can’t download her favorite site. She’s a lot better with her descriptions now.
Doctor11 about 10 years ago
Yes, Roger, talk sweetly to your wife, praise her, and slowly back out of the kitchen and hide.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 10 years ago
Shooting the messenger (Even metaphorically) doesn’t change the truth of the message.
heatherjasper about 10 years ago
Maybe Jason pulled a Garfield on it and fixed it to be be a ten pounds off.
greg_liu about 10 years ago
“Do these pants make my ass look fat?” – “No, your ass makes your ass look fat.”