Matt Wuerker for March 11, 2014

It’s a pink fringed predatory money creeper.

That clock is off by about 6 years.Just like this toon.

Put yourself in Putin’s place. He is acting in his best interests and being rather clever about it. The problem is we don’t have much leverage. If you were president, how would you solve the problem? The EU has serious economic ties to Russia and are reluctant to act. Invading would be nuts. What options would you try?

I think president Obama should send an army of homosexuals to fight the russian in Crimea. Puttin will be pissed and the soldiers will die laughing. Really I don’t see any other option.

y’know Harley, if you’d gone through BUDS liKe Kerry did, you’d respect the fact that he made it through it, and did what he did instead of acting like you do.l

After the Right On Time . . . came “Thank God, maybe the Russian won’t have the time to starve 20 million of us by taking away our food this time they way they did in 1933.”

Please Dick, crawl back into your hole and nestle in your nest, feathered with all that Halliburton “deferred income”!

Harley’s hinges were barely intact.

Sing it for us, Harles:

Toys in the attic I am crazy,Truly gone fishing.They must have taken my marbles away

Please change your avatar. Goofy is rolling in his grave.