Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 06, 2014
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Wally: If you make a grocery list, we'll go to the store. Joan: Really? Get 2% milk. Joan: And that 21-grain bread...more of that organic cereal...non-fat yogurt...buy lots of fruit... Joan: And then get one of those free-range roasted chickens and a nice bunch of broccoli. Wally: That's it? Joan: Yes! Thanks so much. Andy: She doesn't know this is really a cookie run, does she? Wally: Price Chopper is having a sale on Fig Newtons. I assume they'll have all that other stuff.
dkendraf about 10 years ago
“All that other stuff” LOL
So says the man who knows how to cook good food!
Destiny23 about 10 years ago
I can guarantee his list says, “milk, bread, cereal, yogurt, fruit, chicken, broccoli”. If she cared about all those adjectives, she should’ve written them down herself! (And no, he won’t remember any of them…)
ame_baby about 10 years ago
Price Chopper!! That’s where I shop!
p10knee about 10 years ago
fig newtons aren’t really cookies!
graham177 about 10 years ago
I agree. How can a REAL cookie NOT have chocolate?
unca jim about 10 years ago
You mean all that stuff in the fridge next to the beer?
gosfreikempe about 10 years ago
Hear, hear!!! What’s the point of eating an expensive glass of milk if you don’t get the flavour of proper yogurt?
calliopejane about 10 years ago
A friend mentioned “fat-free half-and-half” and I asked, “huh? It’s half milk and half cream, that’s why it’s called ‘half-and-half’ in the first place! How can half-and-half be fat free?”She replied, “chemicals!”
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Good one guys!
heatherjasper about 10 years ago
Whereas Andy from Foxtrot had suspicions, yet let Peter and Roger go out with a credit card anyway.
Jayneknox about 10 years ago
Price Chopper? They’re in my neck of the woods!
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
I knew there Had to be an ulterior motive! Cookies rule! ;)
Barker62 about 10 years ago
If I’m flyin’ and buyin’ then it’s my choice. Besides, my wife has switched yogurt brands/flavor choices whenever the moon changes phase. LOL!
Karptaz about 10 years ago
PC is one of my stores also – but not sure if there may be different chains around