Clay Bennett for February 14, 2014

What do you think a republican Mother Nature would look like?

Hectoruno: Darth Vader

If it were a Republican house seems like it should be much larger than the others, have a swimming pool and a garage with room for at least six cars and an elevator to move them around. Maybe it’s a moderate Republican’s house, so just the one.

“When I look out upon this sea of misery and want, comparing it to the joys and comforts of my own life, it gladdens my heart to know that I have risen above the rapacious rabble, daily toiling for the scraps and crumbs of some other richer man’s dinner table.” One party says they will lift men out of poverty by giving them all they need, but the absolute needs of life are few and resources are scarce, so your daily portion is made as small as possible so many more can be helped. The other party says they will lift men out of poverty by having them work hard until they are on equal footing with their masters, but they fail to mention that the harder they work, the richer their masters become, and the further they must tread to keep pace. Both parties selling an equally dubious promise to hold or gain power and the wealth that comes with it.

So true! Nature discriminates less than humans do!

I was reading that we would still be in a small ice age if not for the warming. So the question is how much do we need to artificially warm up the place. Or something like that.