Red and Rover by Brian Basset for February 28, 2014

You mean, Red doesn’t taste like Milky Bones?

Rover is not a big tipper, Red.

And a good thing Red isn’t so tasty or Rover would have snarfed him up ages ago.

Rover doesn’t want servers with taste. He wants servers that taste good.

A little salty!

That’s because you haven’t tried him with a little seasoning and roasted to medium-rare, Rover.

All the times I thought I was getting a kiss, now I find out my dog was tasting me. :\

Time for a bath, Red! ;)

After a meal our dogs always come running up and sit down, looking up at me. Seems clear as day they’re saying thank you or something similar. Or maybe, as Oliver Twist said, “More, please!”