Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 19, 2014

Like wrinkles in sheets?Shove ’em over the edge of the bed?

Perhaps a pair of these.

Some of the wrinkles tend to settle on their own, Granny. Wear them proudly. You’ve earned it. -————————————————What might Agnes’ book Toby Tyler be?

The only good thing about winter: I can cover and hide most of what’s saggin’, baggin’ and draggin’.

…or she could pull it all to the top of her head, tie it in a known, and wear a tall hat…..

People worry too much about wrinkles.

I wouldn’t think Agnes’s family would buy Dearforms. Too expensive, no?

I read somewhere – its ok to continue to colour your hair for as many years as you want. .I don’t recall whether the article said to go with your original natural colour or try for something different. .….don’t be a blue rinse grannie! Go for Electric Blue! Royal Purple! Metallic Bronze and Spicy Red!