Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 12, 2014

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    BE THIS GUY  about 10 years ago

    Ok, this is really upsetting.I would think twice before I would let a child see this strip.

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    Gray Vinson  about 10 years ago

    I don’t think they were ever meant for kids…

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    BE THIS GUY  about 10 years ago

    @GrayI have an 8 year-old nephew who loves C&H.He also loves the “Peanuts.”

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    ORMouseworks  about 10 years ago

    This particular strip should not have been published in today’s world. It was OK when it was originally drawn, but times have changed… ;)

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    bkybl Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Calvin’s going to come down in the Principal’s office.

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    rentier  about 10 years ago

    Perhaps God will catch and save him!

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    bigpianoguy  about 10 years ago

    Great cartoon; love Calvin. (I guess the naysayers better not buy any of the Calvin & Hobbes books; I seem to remember Calvin doing a few nude scenes…and then there’s the monsters in the bathtub…)

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    orinoco womble  about 10 years ago

    Those who find this strip too upsetting always have the option of taking it off their My Comics lists. Then they’ll never be disturbed by it again. Simples!

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    704rick  about 10 years ago

    What’s really upsetting, are the negative remarks about how wrong it is in today’s world. Imagine that, A child using his imagination.

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    Phapada  about 10 years ago

    Love C&H

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    ladykat  about 10 years ago

    You know, if any of you have read the fairy tales of Hans Christian Andersen and the Brothers Grimm as they were originally written, they make Calvin look very tame. Frankly, a lot of what is going on in the world is much worse than this strip.

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    davidf42  about 10 years ago

    I’m not disturbed by this strip at all. In fact I was about to write a note of praise for the artwork before I read all the scathing comments. Some of you remind me of the morally righteous folks who condemned the kids a few years ago for reading Harry Potter.

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    BE THIS GUY  about 10 years ago

    @Jonathan MasonKids also like having Snickers and Coke for breakfast.-@Life I Draw UponWell, I did read it and will continue to read it.-@ivision.bedardLike I said originally, “I would think twice…”My decision, no congressional hearing needed.

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    herdocow  about 10 years ago

    This is really funny! Calvin has a fantastic imagination.

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    nurbz  about 10 years ago

    " As much as she could get away with she spent all her time with the girls, and discriminated against the boys."

    I remember the 1st time I realized a simular bias in a young female teacher while asking for help with math AT CALVIN’S AGE – it destroyed my attitude towards schooling….. thus the reason for my opinion that the entire industry SHOULD be replace with online schooling supplemented with “activity centres” for excercise and “social traning”.

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    Manhunter808  about 10 years ago

    Back in “my day” (I turned 65 yesterday) WE knew the difference between a comic book or strip and reality. WE could enjoy the most off-the-wall humor and stories because WE knew it was make believe. For example, SPY vs. SPY (MAD Magazine) was violent, but it was FUNNY because we knew it wasn’t real. Cartoons on Saturday mornings had a lot of violence, but it wasn’t real, so it was funny. WE could tell the difference and at least for me, I didn’t have to be taught the difference. Things HAVE changed, and not for the better.

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    tedunn5453  about 10 years ago

    You all need to lighten up and stop trying to out do each other with your outrage. It is just a comic strip. If it upsets you, don’t read it.

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    masingermo  about 10 years ago

    What sad little people.

    The drawing in this strip is particularly fine, isn’t it?

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    watmiwori  about 10 years ago

    Say what???

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    Susie Derkins D:  about 10 years ago

    ouch……

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    watmiwori  about 10 years ago

    Doubt it. She has a really twisted sense of humour.

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 10 years ago

    It just seems that the more years that go by, the more the ‘namby pamby, scared of Bambi’ types are taking over all public discourse.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 10 years ago

    I don’t think this strip is the problem with society today.

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    rentier  about 10 years ago

    I wouldn’t be so sure!!

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    Five boys  about 10 years ago

    Comments more interesting than the strip,and I do love C&Hs

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    dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Because parents don’t give their children any kind of idea of how the world actually works and because they think that parenting consists in tricking their children into thinking they are unique in ways they are not, which children sense at a very young age is not true, and that their world should be perfect, children are scared to death of EVERYTHING. Calvin, on the other hand, has the fearlessness that a six year old should have…the fearlessness of innocence and inexperience and being appropriately protected by his parents, which DOES NOT mean being swaddled from all of life’s experiences. This strip is Calvin’s imagination of what is about to happen as a result of his presumed muffing of his homework assignment. Yes, the real world has inflicted nightmarish things on children. But, HELLO!, these things have been ongoing for children in parts of the world all along. In their imaginations, they are still in control of their world. So STOP CODDLING. If you want to help children, TEACH them the TRUTH.

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    BBWolf128  about 10 years ago

    Ok to be more precise.You have the right to chose what you and what your underage children have access to.You have no right whatsoever to decide what me and mine may access..So please keep your so called politically correct opinion to you and yours.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    It’s just a little boy with a vivid imagination.

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    robert.szebert  about 10 years ago

    I love Calvin but found this one very odd. Like it did not have a punch line.

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    yimhere  about 10 years ago

    This whole discourse is a bit disturbing. Lighten up people. It’s a cartoon! Symbolism …. a six year old reacting to not having his assignment finished (Calvin never over reacts??)… come on. Smile, laugh, chortle…. life’s too short.

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    heatherjasper  about 10 years ago

    He’s going to run out of gas three inches from the- whoops, that’s Loony Tunes.

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    dbmeyer99  about 10 years ago

    everyone crying over a comic strip. These are the same people enabling the pu$$ification of todays youth. This is why the youth today are a bunch of whiney, give me now, I deserve things because I’m me babies. Let them eat dirt, fall from trees, and drink from hoses. Stop protecting them from the world.

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    Melekalikimaka  about 10 years ago

    Calvin’s adventure scenes remind me of Edgar Rice Burroughs illustrations, ( i.e.Tarzan, John Carter) and then there’s Spaceman Spiff!

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    dflak  about 10 years ago

    To those who find this strip disturbing: why are you still here? I’d think that Calvin’s snowpeople would have run you off a long time ago.

    If it’s violence you object to, then why hasn’t Calvin’s water balloon / snowball throwing offended you? Or his sexist comments to Susie, or her bashing him in retaliation? Also, he and Hobbs seem to tangle it up a lot. And how many times have the duo gone flying off a cliff in a wagon or sled?

    And while we are at it: what’s so funny about school bullies? Forget for a moment that Calvin has his own ways with dealing with Moe. Come to think of it, between Susie, Moe and Hobbs, Calvin sure gets more than his fair share of lumps. (Well, in Susie’s case, mostly they are deserved lumps).

    Then consider this: nobody can anger you, humiliate you or offend you unless you give them power over you to do so. If you are not master of yourself, someone else will be.

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    watmiwori  about 10 years ago

    So Calvin has a vivid – a VERY vivid imagination! Mnyeh! I wish I were 0,00000001% as imaginative as he.

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    klunker rider  about 10 years ago

    I had similar visions as a child…usually right when a test was announced.

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    witewater  about 10 years ago

    This strip originally appeared on 3/9/94. If you go to the Calvin and Hobbes search engine (google it), you can read the entire story arc. I found the story to be classic Watterson. I doubt that any kid old enough to read the comic section in 1994 would have been scarred by the experience. Heck, I’d be more concerned by what currently passes for television content.

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    She Mc  about 10 years ago

    He will wake up soon!

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    mistercatworks  about 10 years ago

    Yeah, in “today’s world” you can get suspended for pointing a finger in a “gun-like manner” and saying “bang”.

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    stuart  about 10 years ago

    When I was in elementary school in the ’60s, the kids would sing:

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.…. etc

    Of course this sentiment only applied to teachers and authority in general. Specific" teachers, *earned the respect of most students.

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    odja88  about 10 years ago

    Why so serious? Enjoy the strip and envy Calvin’s imagination. This story arc is one of my favorites! And yes, I read this as a kid. And no, I’m not a violent person. Other reasons exist for violence. The assumption of inane implication that Calvin and Hobbes should be censored is laughable!

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    Hopefully Calvin will wake up before he hits the ground…

    xxx

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    ORMouseworks  about 10 years ago

    “But are these changes necessarily for the better?”

    It has to be…our children are growing up in a world we couldn’t even Begin to imagine when we were children. C&H can be very funny at times, but today’s strip is Not… ;)

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    ORMouseworks  about 10 years ago

    “Perhaps C&H is a little too sophisticated for some of you?” Not at all. My concern is for children who read this comic. Today’s comic is funny, but just not for younger children… ;)

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    westny77  about 10 years ago

    I’m burning up for your love.

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    Radical-Knight  about 10 years ago

    A few people have been off their medication too long… I think this ‘toon’ is GREAT!

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    Downundergirl  about 10 years ago

    Actually, Calvin has nailed how I am feeling at work today.

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    BE THIS GUY  about 10 years ago

    This or any other strip does not have to be censored. Parents and guardians still have a responsibility regarding what children read and watch.

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    BE THIS GUY  about 10 years ago

    One cartoon I did show my nephews was this old Tom & Jerry:-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfskgQ6Z_bA

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    seanthered  about 10 years ago

    This represents Calvin’s imagination as a boy. Guess what? Boys’ imaginations can take some pretty dark turns, no matter what “the times” dictate. Recognize the dark, encourage the light and help people to see that having dark imaginations doesn’t make them abnormal, or monsters – it just makes them human. If you outlaw or censor dark imagery, you risk making people feel this is something they need to hide. And hiding feelings and ideas allows them to fester. And when they fester, we get full-on fruit and nut bars!

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    cheap_day_return  about 10 years ago

    After reading the initial comments, I can only roll my eyes in disgust and say, Aw, come on. I’m tempted to relate stories of growing up on the farm. You all would take exception to most of those too.

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    The Rolling Cat  about 10 years ago

    These days I often wonder whether the grownups who claim to want to protect the children from imaginary horrors are instead actually craving protection for themselves.

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