Ben by Daniel Shelton for February 15, 2014

If he’s got that bad a track record, why do you let him keep massacring birds?

Don’t ever say that he never “helps” out in the kitchen.

A mess, I can understand. But Ben knows how to read. How can he burn things? Read the recipe and follow it.

Some people can, some don’t do so good. If you don’t like it you will be adequate at best.

Make a mess: guy thing

I’ll take General Tao anyday.

I’d say he’s in for some Corporal Punishment.

My husband made mashed potatoes once (that was enough). He mashed them so much, they were like soup, and not light and fluffy.