The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 15, 2008

Transcript:

Professor: Hello? Yes, this is Professor Bassett... yes, I am a subscriber. Well, that's very generous, but I don't know what I did to deserve... how can that be? There must be at least one other person who subscribes... I... well, no, I had no idea the newspaper business had become so bad... oh, please, don't cry...