Jeff Stahler for January 17, 2014
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Transcript:
Mom: Anything unusual happen at school today, honey? Boy: There wasn't a shooting.
Mom: Anything unusual happen at school today, honey? Boy: There wasn't a shooting.
ConserveGov over 10 years ago
Mass shootings haven’t increased in the past 30 years.
lonecat over 10 years ago
It’s self-defense only if the popcorn has salt and butter. You know, a salt and buttery.
William Bednar Premium Member over 10 years ago
The “shooting” in Roswell may not count as part of the national statistics as it involved only extraterrestrials! Apparently, two ETs couldn’t find their way home and shot each other.
lonecat over 10 years ago
I know it’s corny, but it just popped into my head. There’s the kernel of a good joke there.
lonecat over 10 years ago
I actually sort of feel a little bad to be joking about this incident, which I think is really terrible.
braindead Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yet another victory for the gun violence advocates.