Is it just me or is Beatrice spending a lot of time with Gary lately? You don’t think she’s given up on Leopold and set her sights on something lower down the food chain, do you?
“sure, I COULD beat him up but I would have to get him to swallow me first, thereby protecting myself from sunlight and fire, but not gastric acids, while I worked on beating him up from the stomach outward. Er, wait a second, doesn’t Godzilla still breathe out some sort of atomic fire? Never mind. We’ll just have to remain friends.”
Which is sharper a wooden stake or a Godzilla tooth. Wouldn’t a tooth to the heart have the same affect as a stake? While Gary would survive being stepped on he won’t be in a fighting mood afterward.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Ah, you were saying, Gary?
Beatrice, I’m sure you’re mature enough to understand when I tell you, Uncle Gary is a wuss!
J Short about 10 years ago
Oh,I thought you said Griselda, that little girl that lives two doors down.
sbchamp about 10 years ago
“They leap, too,” -Annie
Tue Elung-Jensen about 10 years ago
He could beat Godzilla, but he wouldn´t be able to get close enough out of fear.
warjoski Premium Member about 10 years ago
Is it just me or is Beatrice spending a lot of time with Gary lately? You don’t think she’s given up on Leopold and set her sights on something lower down the food chain, do you?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 10 years ago
“sure, I COULD beat him up but I would have to get him to swallow me first, thereby protecting myself from sunlight and fire, but not gastric acids, while I worked on beating him up from the stomach outward. Er, wait a second, doesn’t Godzilla still breathe out some sort of atomic fire? Never mind. We’ll just have to remain friends.”
Hectoruno about 10 years ago
Which is sharper a wooden stake or a Godzilla tooth. Wouldn’t a tooth to the heart have the same affect as a stake? While Gary would survive being stepped on he won’t be in a fighting mood afterward.
pcolli about 10 years ago
It’s bad that so many of our folk tales have been corrupted by scriptwriters.