Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Well, he sounds like a real peach.

    Don’t stew over him, sweetie….he’s not worth going bananas over.

    Beau Nobo… I was about to say that!

    For some raisin I always think of the plum remarks while someone else is typing them. Orange you glad you got there first?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Six…. yes… though they look a bit out-dated.

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    Superfrog  about 10 years ago

    Tim’s palmed her off.

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    Olddog1  about 10 years ago

    Once you’ve been pitted, they lose interest.

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    ant  about 10 years ago

    “And then?”

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    docredbird  about 10 years ago

    These look more like potatoes to me. If it were not for the palm tree in the upper right hand corner, I would not have gotten this one. Its the only one of the four plants that looks enough like a palm tree to reinforce the notion that these things are dates.

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    James Hopkins  about 10 years ago

    Don’t you hate bad dates?

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    Digital Frog  about 10 years ago

    I guess this date is post pwned

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 10 years ago

    It’s too bad . . she was very frond of Tim . . . ☻

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    Godfreydaniel  about 10 years ago

    Tim probably found a hot new tomato!

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    celeconecca  about 10 years ago

    You mean this ISN’T how fig newtons are made?

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    vldazzle  about 10 years ago

    @Six, they smell a lot better, and dates are really good stuffed with cream cheese.

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    Digital Frog  about 10 years ago

    I hope your date slapped you for that last comment…

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    Elvanion  about 10 years ago

    I was thinking aardvark poop myself.

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    buick322  about 10 years ago

    Well, they looked like a couple Idahos to me [;-)

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    The Rolling Cat  about 10 years ago

    If anyone is looking for a couple of big dates tonight…

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