Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 23, 2014

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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    Does this mean that Frank’s middle name is “Mikey” ? …That’s a pretty good “commercial” sounding name… what a “Life” he would have!… – Or maybe his middle name is Bran-Done …. – If her friend’s daughter is on a crayon diet, and is still in diapers, that may be the one time it is somewhat pleasant to change her diaper… just don’t hang that art on the wall, though….

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 10 years ago

    Uh… he’s eating what? He probably needs to get a new eyeglass prescription.

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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    With all of those “colorful” ingredients and preservatives, and long syllabled names, the ingredients should just say: “surprise!”……

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    kaffekup   about 10 years ago

    “Monosodium poisonate” with nod to The Simpsons.

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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    “Drawing Conclusions”“Cereal Killer”“Crunch Time”“Colorful Diet”or“The Art Of Breakfast”

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 10 years ago
    bet crayons have all the same flavor, just like Froot Loops .
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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    “….Don’t wanna argue, don’t wanna debate… don’t care about what kind of food you hate… you wont get no dessert, till you clean off your plate, so eat it! Just eat it!…”

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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    “Brought to you” by… – Cheaties…. “The shortcut to a great day!”…. – Smellog’s… "Makers of Toot Loops, Beer-ios, Rainy Bran, and Frosted Plates…. – Irony Man Cereal… "It has the essential metals and minerals in it that you need…. Except we did forget about one !…

    And by… IdaKnow cereal…. "The best answer to ’what’s for breakfast?’ "…

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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    Most welcome!… – Weird Al actually has a zillion songs about food… My favorite is the Rocky parody, “The Rye Or The Kaiser”….

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    jeff_e  about 10 years ago

    Hi-LAR-ity.

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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    If Frank gets worried, he’ll find out it’s just a false alarm…

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    watmiwori  about 10 years ago

    Yes!

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Nancy is still fine-looking, even with her little reading glasses perched on her nose. And Frank is pretty casual about his breakfast food; after all these years, I guess he has a right to be.

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    dadoctah  about 10 years ago

    Fun Fact: the Hawaiian shirt was invented when someone ate an entire box of crayons and then threw up on himself..Actual Fun Fact: you’ve probably eaten paraffin wax and food coloring too. It’s called Candy Corn.

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    genorino  about 10 years ago

    Kitchen cabinets vanished in an instant.

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    Just make sure they’re low-cal, no trans fat crayons.

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    milania  about 10 years ago

    Ridiculous! It’s harmless.

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    milania  about 10 years ago

    She’s kind of old to have a friend with a kid of crayon-eating age!

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Good Grief, “Dr. Nancy.”

    Tell Your “Friend” Katina to Take the Kid to E.R. if She’s so Concerned, and Let Poor Frank Eat His Poison in PEACE!

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    sbchamp  about 10 years ago

    Ten penny nail when I was 12“This too shall pass,”

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 10 years ago

    Paraffin is inertHence its presence in many chocolate bars

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 10 years ago

    Or hydrogen hydroxide

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    atomicdog  about 10 years ago

    Did you know that you are full of deoxyribonucleic acid?

    Educate yourself on what long funny sounding names are before you decide that they are evil.

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    atomicdog  about 10 years ago

    Just checked wikipedia. Disodium guanylate is a natural ingredient found in dried fish and seaweed.

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    yangeldf  about 10 years ago

    everything sounds horrifying if you call it by its chemical name. “dihydrgen monoxide” “Cholecalciferol” and tons of other stuff…

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    maverick1usa  about 10 years ago

    Thats because she eats that cereal also!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 10 years ago

    Pop-Tarts in England have a sticker over the nutritional information on the box because they aren’t nutritional enough.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 10 years ago

    Fruit Loops have NEVER had but one flavor.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 10 years ago

    “…how much does fruit flavor in a can cost in bulk ??”-—They could always fake it like they do by passing off bits of apple fermented in “natural & artificial” flavors and colors to make “berries”.(Red tincture made from crushed insects is “natural”.)

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    Belinda Banana Ana  about 10 years ago

    Boring old people jokes.

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    ORMouseworks  about 10 years ago

    When I was anxious as a little girl, I’d munch on pencils and crayons in school…seemed to help if I am remembering correctly… ;)

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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    And that’s after you just got done begging to get the “upgrade” from 4 to 8!….

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    JayBluE  about 10 years ago

    I had a box, too!…. In my mind…. – For some reason, I didn’t fetch ’em when they were out… but at least I can look at them on the ’Net!…..

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