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Pastis: I can't sleep... I wonder if I can make it to the kitchen without waking everyone up. Forgot about you. Duck: A good duck is always vigilant. Stephan Pastis' wife has kicked him out of his house. He is now living with Rat and Pig.
bubjerryk about 10 years ago
Shoot, Duck, Shoot!!!
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
How considerate — a deadly weapon that doesn’t go “boom” and wake everyone up.
legaleagle48 about 10 years ago
My eyes, my eyes!!!
Bilan about 10 years ago
This is what’s known as the Guard Duck Corollary, if Pastis is killed, little ole Guard Duck dies too.
inshadowz about 10 years ago
Pastis almost pasted by duck.
naturally_easy about 10 years ago
You know most artists draw themselves looking a bit better than they really are. You know, a little more buff, taller, better looking in general. This really doesn’t say much for Stephan. :)
Emmett Wayne about 10 years ago
It’s OK. If Little Guard Duck shoots Pastis, LGD’s cousin AFLAC will take care of the bills.
juicebruce about 10 years ago
If you come with me Guard Duck I will give you half of what I find in the frig ! Dang gone munchies !
ajr58 about 10 years ago
Stephan could just rub him out …
Dabattlebacca about 10 years ago
A twang, not a boom, very rare for Guard Duck.
Enoki about 10 years ago
Use the RPG Guard Duck!
jmartin1955 about 10 years ago
Now it is a horror strip – put on some clothes man.
Jon Schutter about 10 years ago
I like the “sleep with a hat on” getup. Classy!
Vonne Anton about 10 years ago
And every good vigilante knows when to duck.
singlefemalelaywer about 10 years ago
Aim for his Oompa Loompas !!!!!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Couldn’t sleep, so head for the kitchen, hmm? I guess that explains the Dunlap’s Disease there, pasty white Cartoon-Boy! Li’l Guard Duck is on the job, on the alert, on the qui vive, and on your case with silent weaponry. Yes, you could try offering a bribe. It might even work; after all, LGD is a mercenary. Feelin’ lucky, punk?
miss_sunshine1960 about 10 years ago
Ugh…why do I read this stupid strip?
seanyj about 10 years ago
With a body like that Stephen you need to tip toe to the gym!
Chris Sherlock about 10 years ago
“Quack like a duck, boy!”
Melekalikimaka about 10 years ago
All right Pastis. Look around, is this where you want to be? Rat and Pig are good buddies but in the grand scheme of things the wife probably wasn’t asking much of you, was she?
Defective Premium Member about 10 years ago
What I’ve always liked about the guard duck is, it’s taken from real life. Ducks have been used to guard homes for a very long time.
Number Three about 10 years ago
There’s always one…
xxx
Les Gray about 10 years ago
this strip is more about the cartoonist than the characters
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 10 years ago
I was wondering if Stephan had forgotten LGD. Good to see him again.
Rolf Rykken Premium Member about 10 years ago
Uh, Stephen, are you okay? I hope it isn’t true about you and your wife :(