The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 22, 2014

Giddy up, Lou.

Cows dressing up in leather?That is SO wrong!

First it was a little horsing around in his off hours…. now it’s his mane sense of self.

But he’s in a stable relationship, and he always pulls his weight at the office, so it’s OK with me.Why should anybody bridle…. or even think udderwise?

For the cowboys, it brings a whole new meaning to the term"riding herd".

Don’t need no saddle for bull riding – that is, if you do bull riding. It’s time to RODEO!

Just wait until the chaps arrive from the catalogue.

off to the neigh bar

A cow is a horse, of course, of course.

last seen frequenting a hay bar…

Or the neigh-bors?

The wedding will now have a groom and bridle.

Looks like they have gone bi-ped.

Undderly ridiculous !!

Well they are all walking upright so Lou isn’t too far out.

My neigh-dar is tingling….Homosexual Bovine, or Hobo for short….Although, just because he likes to dress that way doesn’t prove that he’s truly neigh, he may just think it’s macho. “Macho, macho, bull…” The saddle does imply that he might wish to be ridden, but I ain’t goin’ there. Too “Brokeback” for me. And no, I’m not bovophobic, some of my best friends are herbivores. In fact, I prefer the company of Camelids.

Wants to be the next star.Replace the bovine in the Taco Bueno commercials.

Save a horse ride a…Cow, boy

It took them so long because they are afraid of their own horsy feelings.

Can he still join the neighvy?

I notice that the bell cow with the purse has no visible udder. That’s OK; it’s basically a private part anyway.

this what you get when you geld a bull :O