Man: She said, "Do these new pants make my butt look big?" and I said, "Big like a suitcase or big like a battleship?"...and here I am.
Never ask a question if you don’t want to hear the answer.
How would you like to watch that 36 go to a 64???!Pizza and beer me thinks……
…and I said, “No – your butt makes the new pants look big.” And here I am.
If you have to ask … then the answer is yes!
The ONLY “correct” answer to the fat-in-the-pants question is this: “I don’t know anything about pants. You look great.”
Oh dude…you’re leading her into the classic white zinfandel bender.
kcase246 over 10 years ago
Never ask a question if you don’t want to hear the answer.
grossvatter over 10 years ago
How would you like to watch that 36 go to a 64???!Pizza and beer me thinks……
Rush Strong Premium Member over 10 years ago
…and I said, “No – your butt makes the new pants look big.” And here I am.
Toonerific over 10 years ago
If you have to ask … then the answer is yes!
pksampso over 10 years ago
The ONLY “correct” answer to the fat-in-the-pants question is this: “I don’t know anything about pants. You look great.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
Oh dude…you’re leading her into the classic white zinfandel bender.