Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 12, 2014
January 11, 2014
January 13, 2014
Transcript:
Satchel Pooch: Why are you drawing a picture of a chicken with a gun? Bucky Katt: I'm writing a history of animal uprisings. Rob Wilco: You don't know anything about history. Bucky Katt: Excuse you, I am a student of history. Rob Wilco: ...said the guy who wrote an angry letter to Roger Ebert for giving away that the Titanic sinks... Satchel Pooch: But why does the chicken have a gun? Bucky Katt: He's part of a military chicken coop. Rob Wilco: (KNPK!) Bucky Katt: What's so funny, nasal spray? Satchel Pooch: Oh! Exploding milk! Now the cows are uprising! Rob Wilco: Relax, it's just soy milk. Bucky Katt: Famous last words if I ever heard 'em. Rob Wilco: No such thing as a military chicken coop. Satchel Pooch: Good! I wouldn't want to have to take eggs from those chickens!
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A purring cat is the best tranquilizer over 10 years ago
Grrooannn!!
grumpypophobart over 10 years ago
And then of course there was the famous uprising of the forestry coop. (More groans)
tudza2 over 10 years ago
Cows with guns! Chickens in choppers!
unnormal over 10 years ago
EXCELLENT strip, Mr. C. !!!-A Gold Star, for sure.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Playing chicken with a chicken with a gun……
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
That would be coup. Coupe is a vehicle.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
I too spewed, but it was coffee… Great strip D.C.!
joeshmo30 over 10 years ago
i have drawn lots of chickens with guns! its more fun then ya think
Marv Walker over 10 years ago
Whenever I come across a chicken with a gun I bring in another fair feathered fowl – DUCK!!!
chris_o42 over 10 years ago
Oh geeze, snort worthy and definitely Laugh Out Loud!
chizzel over 10 years ago
Rabbit season, Duck
kathyabk over 10 years ago
One of the funniest ones ever!
T_Lexi over 10 years ago
: D Thanks for the warning, Bucky!
Radical-Knight over 10 years ago
Pastis is going to have Rat come over and tap-dance on Conley’s head!!!
Scooby D. Labbé over 10 years ago
Wow, I wonder if Doug Savage from “Savage Chickens” can sue for copyright infringement here!!http://www.savagechickens.com/
bgby4884 over 10 years ago
Watch ’em Satch!
nc715 over 10 years ago
I just noticed, Bucky is left handed.
Varnes over 10 years ago
If chickens could draw guns that may not as fun……
chabias over 10 years ago
Awesome! I’ve never seen a cartoon character spew milk out his nose. Well done!
Logical Duck over 10 years ago
That chicken’s got a-hold of a trigger and it’s not afraid to pullet.
nmchris1 over 10 years ago
Reminds me of a favorite pun — Why do chicken coops have only two doors and not four?If they had four doors they wouldn’t be chicken coops, they would be chicken sedans!I
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
I wish I could find the old Playboy magazine cartoon where the clock over the king’s throne is saying “coup, coup!”
grumpypophobart over 10 years ago
Yeah, I know, just not sure how the rest of the world would accept the correct spelling, Hailing from Tasmania, Australia which has a history of forestry wars between loggers and greens, we know the word only too well. Thanks for the compliment though, @dukedoug.
folklegendredux over 10 years ago
Well let’s just give him a medal for heroically doing two strips this year. He’s already halfway to his yearly quota for new strips.
chris_weaver over 10 years ago
If they were dogs, they would be poochists!