Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 12, 2014
January 11, 2014
January 13, 2014
Transcript:
Cupid: "Dang it!" Nate: "Jacob! Emma! Can I profile you for the school paper?" Jacob: "Us?" Nate: "Sure! Now that Mark and Tess have split up, YOU guys are the longest-lasting couple in P.S. 38!" Jacob: "We ARE? Wow!" Nate: "I know! Who woulda think it, right?" Emma: "Uh... What do you mean?" Nate: "Well... Just that back in the beginning, it didn't exactly look PROMISING, y'know?" Nate: "Jacob, you only asked Emma because JILLIAN rejected you FIRST!" Nate: "And Emma, you only said yes because you dream man, ANTHONY, was UNAVAILABLE!" Nate: "So! How've you crazy kids made this work?" Nate: "Maybe instead of a 'couple profile', I'll do an article about dysfunctional relationships." Francis: "That's a good topic for you."
SuperDavid over 10 years ago
They should argue with Nate
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
If he could only apply that logic to Artur and Jenny. lol
Jacob Cha over 10 years ago
Nate’s nickname is Love Buster. 1. He is always interested in romance. 2. Buster means: breaker. Nate just broken up the couple. 3. Isn’t it obious?
Jacob Cha over 10 years ago
That is always the question
Penguin022 over 10 years ago
I thought Artur and Jenny were the “longest-lasting couple”…
Mr Buddy over 10 years ago
LOL Mr Lincoln, the drawing up top made me laugh lout loud!
thouπ over 10 years ago
Nate came in like a wrecking ball
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
No wonder Nate never gets Jenny to like him. He buts in other people’s relationships.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Spoiler alert! SPOILER ALERT!! Nate is to these good people’s relationships what King Midas was to….well…..anything he touched!!
Alex Ryder over 10 years ago
LOL Dan Cupid
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
HA! HA! HA!! Good one!!
Dennett Premium Member over 10 years ago
Nate is a monster!
Lord of Comics over 10 years ago
This isn’t the first time this has happened. I can remember it happening one time before, only I can’t remember when.
ICartoonForTheWolrd about 10 years ago
Nate’s just jealous
BIGNATE#EPIC281 almost 8 years ago
Big nate: The heartbreaker
Hello.hello about 7 years ago
He did the same thing one Sunday strip with John and Beth
Kool guy over 6 years ago
That means Jenny and Aurthur broke up. 0_0
shyamkumarn almost 6 years ago
Jillian?
DM9001 about 5 years ago
This is why I never tell who my crushes are.
ThunderWolf555 over 4 years ago
Nate ruins all relationships without fail!
abouis over 4 years ago
What about Francis and Sheila?
mr man over 1 year ago
great job, nate reallly great job
Doodled over 1 year ago
Nate’s bascially a Stan Cupid.