Matt Bors for December 30, 2013
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Mikhail Kalashnikov: I am here! Angel: Mikhail Kalashnikov! 1919 to 2013. Nice. Angel: Let's see...in the negative column, you invented a gun that killed a bajillion people, the AK-47... Mikhail Kalashnikov: More like AK-forty Heaven! Angel: heh. Yeah okay. Head on in.
Enoki over 10 years ago
They all deserved it, just ask him…
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
The nice thing about the AK-47 is, when you’re thinking what sized bullet holes you want in yourself, an AK-47 is pretty humble. It’s basically saying “Here I am, God. Just me. No fancy high-falutin’ Glock did this. Just the people’s gun.”
tryoung71 over 10 years ago
Yep. All of those deaths were Mikhail Kalashnikov’s fault. RIGHT. Go find another sand mound to stick your head into, Matt Bors.
2011worldchamps over 10 years ago
One of the greatest man to ever live. If there is such thing as heaven, and such a thing as god, sucker better let him in.
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
Like King, I thought it looked more like George Carlin, intentional?? As to weapons, Maxim’s invention was much more horrific, but Gatling got thins started, as with “Vulcan” 20 mm, or “miniguns” in either 7.62 or 5.56 for “anti-personnel”. Our first minis on “Puff” were devistatingly scare to watch, let alone being targeted by, at night a red firehose with a “burp” sound…
We really don’t need nukes to kill a lot of people with modern weapons, like cluster bombs that wipe out a lot of kids as just “collateral damage”.
I Quit over 10 years ago
It all depends on whether you defended your own freedom with an AK-47 or defended it against someone who had an AK-47. It’s not the weapon, it’s the reason it’s being used. When people stop using weapons for aggression, then we can get rid of them altogether. Until then: “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king”.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Kalishnikov was just trying to build a gun that would work for poorly trained, undernourished, unsupported Russian soldiers in the Siberian winter. The fact that it could be easily used by other people outside Russia was not on his mind at the time.
If he’d lived under capitalism rather than Communism, we might now have a Kalishnikov Peace Prize committee.
hippogriff over 10 years ago
MortyForTyrant: Maxim’s was a true machine gun, it didn’t require power other than its own recoil. The hand cranked Gatling gun was electrically powered by the Spanish-American War, but only use on ships, because it used ammunition too rapidly to be supplied on land.
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
The 47 was intended to help defend “the homeland”. Were “fat man” and “little boy” likewise, and now we don’t want anyone else to have them? Kalashnikoff didn’t see the misuse of his weapon that would follow, but Oppenheimer and others well knew the danger of THEIR little “inventions”.