She should consider herself lucky.In Texas she would be chalk line on the floor entering most houses around here.And only six weeks. You will sit in jail in Texas for that long before you get to court.
And then they chopped Goldilocks into three pieces. A big one, a medium one, and a little piece and then the bears dipped their peices in their porridge and ate and everyone lived happily ever after.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“And the sentence was juuuuust right!”….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
The irony is, if the bed is too hard in jail, or the porridge is too cold, or if her chair isn’t comfy enough, they’ll say: “Tough Cookies!”….
Celarius Premium Member over 10 years ago
she got off light i got two years
PICTO over 10 years ago
She’ll have to learn to get by with the bear essentials…
pcolli over 10 years ago
I always thought that the bears should have eaten her.
TheVernalPool over 10 years ago
about time
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
and she didn’t even flush the toilet!
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
What papa and mama bear didn’t know was that Baby invited her over and is scared to let his parents know about it.
scyphi26 over 10 years ago
When fairy tales meet real life…
dpurdin56 over 10 years ago
@pcolliThey did. You must have had the PC, Disney-esque version.
Aaron Saltzer over 10 years ago
I never understood that story. So Goldilocks went into the bear’s home, not the other way around?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 10 years ago
Of course it’s a fairy tale. People going into bears homes don’t come out alive.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
They heard about the Three Little Pigs’ home invasion and weren’t taking any chances.
wiatr over 10 years ago
Where were the cops when Flo wandered in?(Commercial reference)
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
She should consider herself lucky.In Texas she would be chalk line on the floor entering most houses around here.And only six weeks. You will sit in jail in Texas for that long before you get to court.
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
Shouldn’t there be a burglary charge? She did eat the porridge.
Bob The Croc over 5 years ago
And then they chopped Goldilocks into three pieces. A big one, a medium one, and a little piece and then the bears dipped their peices in their porridge and ate and everyone lived happily ever after.
⛒⛑⚒⚜♽♶☮☸☯e 6 months ago
dang.