Ralph: What more can I say? I did what I did when I did it, and there's nothin' I can do about it now! Whoa! That was good! Who knew I had a knack for writing country songs?
“Well, I Was Drunk The Day My Mom Got Outta Prison.And I Went To Pick Her Up In The Rain.But, Before I Could Get To The Station In My Pickup TruckShe Got Runned Over By A Damned Old Train.”David Allen Coe
Ralph, you need a bigger hat! And are we now going to see some cowboy boots instead of those white athletic shoes with red stripes? You must have been wearing them for a long time.
Bob. over 10 years ago
And how your mom just got out of jail
Stray over 10 years ago
And how your dog died.
GalleyOar over 10 years ago
“Well, I Was Drunk The Day My Mom Got Outta Prison.And I Went To Pick Her Up In The Rain.But, Before I Could Get To The Station In My Pickup TruckShe Got Runned Over By A Damned Old Train.”David Allen Coe
Kevindrabble over 10 years ago
Ralph, you need a bigger hat! And are we now going to see some cowboy boots instead of those white athletic shoes with red stripes? You must have been wearing them for a long time.
comedynut over 10 years ago
Remember, don’t forget about our Vets too, and the sexy dixie crystal gal’s…..YEAH!!!!!
Michelle Morris over 10 years ago
♫She got the pick-up and the hogI got the dishes and the dogOnly thing over my headIs the great big sky♫
♫I’m sittin’ in the park And I’m-a shiverin’ in the dark And I scratch my head Cause I’m still wonderin’ why.♫
comedynut over 10 years ago
BA – DONK-A-DONK!!!!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
The second panel pretty much describes my life. So I guess I have lived that country song.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
Don’t quit your day job, Ralph.
Say … what IS Ralph’s day job?