Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2014

Free Willy?

What a punchline. Did Staci take over on the writing?

snerk!

This strip keeps getting weirder all the time.

yoicks

Stephan loves to make fun of himself, probably so no one can complain. If you make fun of stupid or ugly people, who is going to write a complaint letter?

AWESOME on the Howdy…right now in SE Texas ice sheet on. 2nd floor walkup…..PASTIS we still close the door.

Oh, Pig! Now we all know why Staci tossed Cartoon-Boy!

Eeps! Close the door!

Self-deprecating-defecating humor Stephan?

I dunno. If you don’t have anything to hide in that sense, doesn’t that mean you do have something to hide?

Sounds like this is going to turn into a Pastis Dynasty reality show.

“I was in the pool!”

Hilarious

His wife is holding it for ransom…. err… alimony…

“Little Willy, Willy won’t go home” – 1973 hit by Sweet

he and his Mr. Johnson out on the streets…sad.

If he has NOTHING to hide; maybe THAT’S why she kicked him out!? And they say; "Size doesn’t matter…. " ;-)

Reminds me of the great David Niven line during the Oscars when a streaker ran across stage and he simply remarked about the man wanting to show his “short comings.”

gud greef me not wanna go in dere toylet now bob

I don’t know your wife, but speaking as a woman who knows a lot of women, airing your grievances in public is pretty much going to kill your chances of ever moving back into that house.

I was thinking that, maybe, considering that last panel, Mrs. Pastis has taken over the strip.

Yet another one for the Arlo Page…

So, Stephan’s not anatomically accurate in the strip? ;-)

Dude, your wife doesn’t want to witness that either.

Can you move into your own fictional reality? How does that work?

Shrinkage…………………………………………

Love it!

xxx

Wait a minute…I’m not sure this is self-deprecating; if he has nothing to hide, doesn’t that mean he is well-endowed?

Modesty is such a lovely word..

Hey, Pastis grew up with Martha Stewart. And she brushed of on him.

This is perfect timing, what with those new Russian communal toilets being in the news! Rat had better not go to the Olympics…

And BTW, Rat and Pig, you’re not exactly anatomically correct either.

Anybody else reminded of the Bloom County strip where Portnoy complained [sorry] that “comic strip characters aren’t anatomically correct?”

I wonder sometimes how his wife feels about this strip. I hope she is okay with it!

Now we know why he was kicked out.

Ewwwwww. Images of my family are popping up.

My thoughts exactly, M.K.