Little Dog Lost by Steve Boreman for January 03, 2014

I always say, “A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a chuckwood would wood if a chuckwood would woodchuck!”

OK …How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Ummm………fuzzy wuzzy was a bear…….

It was decades before I learned that woodchucks and groundhogs are the same animal.

How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

One day, Moxie was taking a nap near where I was working. All of a sudden she started wagging her tail in her sleep. I wonder what she was dreaming then.

When we see one of our beagles doing this we always say they are dreaming the big rabbit is chasing them! They’ll run and whimper and never move or wake up.