Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 02, 2014

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    Superfrog  about 10 years ago

    Deducktive reasoning.

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    edclectic  about 10 years ago

    Is that Duck Cheney?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Poor guy has to use a synthesized duck voice. They’re always a bit hard to understand.

    I’d tell the ducks to have more sympathy for him,

    if the point of his attempt at conversation weren’t to shoot them out of the sky.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Hmmm… I was just thinking …. yeah yeah, I know, very funny….

    If you’re buying a duck call, and you don’t speak duck, how do you know what it’s saying?

    Maybe it’s attracting them, with “come on by for some nice fish”… or “Hey, you wanna meet my sister?”

    But maybe it’s yelling “DUCK!”

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    Fantom Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Ha Ha, I’m quacking up!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Should ’a got it at Duck Dynasty ™, they know the words to get their ducks lined up . . . . ☻☻

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    Jeff0811  about 10 years ago

    Very funny… I wonder what Jesse Jackson would have to say about that. I frankly prefer to ignore the entire network.

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    crowmountain  about 10 years ago

    @ edclecticIt’s Cheney! Duck!

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    Varnes  about 10 years ago

    jim8766, snappy comeback!…..Hey, I’ve got a couple of duck calls….For some reason, “Here ducky ducky, here ducky ducky….” Seems to work a little better than “Hey, duck face, get over here..”, although not by much…..

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    pschearer Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT Google for duck genitals!!

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