Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 27, 2013

You’re sure? I thought he mentioned palpation as part of my cardiac exam.

Maybe he didn’t prescribe it, but why take a chance?

Are you sure he didn’t prescribe it? I mean, you know whatdoctors’ handwriting is like.

You knew he feeling better, he took a turn for the nurse. Ba dum bum…..

Private duty nursing. For when your privates need nursing.

You have to wait for a while after the lengthening and widening operation you’ve just had.

It’s not hump day.

Nurse Goodbody…haven’t you heard of “preventive medicine?!”

Oh, he did? Okay, just a minute. I’ll go unshackle the wild nurse. He’ll love you.

Nobody can read a doctor’s handwriting so how does she know for sure he didn’t?

How about some tame nurse sex?

It would make hospital stays much nicer though…probably still wouldn’t justify the cost – but nicer.

lets get physical physical

Sex has never recquired a prescription.

Nurse June Gale?

So much for Doctor/Patient confidentiality-(but it was worth a try)

“Well, can I just at least give YOU a physical?”

I guess sex can require a prescription,but only after the act, on occasion.

Unfortunately the patient’s health insurance doesn’t cover that, and he can’t afford to pay for it out of pocket.

Correct it was a typo. The word wasn’t “wild.”It was “wide.”One is quality. The other quantity.

I can definitely make out the “PRN” on the prescription.