Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 25, 2013

Santa Baby was here! Merry Christmas, Arlo & Janis Fans! ,and also to Jimmy Johnson.

Merry Christmas (eCard, or with unreal animals, if you prefer)

Hey maybe the Christmas Monkey will play with them!….There is a Christmas Monkey, right?…..Hides bananas everywhere?…?….Maybe I dreamed it…

Have a safe and wonderful New Year. From my family to yours.

This can be my tree this year. Thanks JJ.

Merry Christmas to all.

I never liked Dirty Santa.It never struck me as being in the spirit of giving rather than taking.

Merry Christmas

More than two? Do Arlo and Janis have any friends?

There’s another version of “Dirty Santa”…..and it works fine with only two!

If he can’t rework the nature of Dirty Santa (and get her to play along), he’s no the guy I think he is.

Was that in the package she stashed under the bed?

What in the heck is “Dirty Santa”?

Why aren’t they visiting Gene and his family for Christmas? And no parents, brothers, sisters? I would go out of my mind if I had a life like these two.

When we had big family Christmas gatherings (mom’s side of the family, then dad’s side), this was how all the adults exchanged gifts. One year, my parents wrapped a man’s hairbrush and comb set to be given for the White Elephant exchange.There was so much swapping of gifts, it got really silly, even to us kids. By the end, dad got the hair care set back – which was a good thing. All the male relatives on my mom’s side were bald by the time they were 30.

Merry Christmas to all the regular- irregulars that visit here.I feel I know you all and wish nothing but the best for the new year. Thanks JJ for a wonderful comic.

Never use urbandictionary.com for innocuous phrases that only sound bad. UD will remove the innocuity.

Janis keeps her “friends” in her bureau drawer.

Merry Christmas to you all!

Merry Christmas Luddy…from Rudy

P.S. go scratch on that present Janis left under the bed..

Merry Christmas everyone!

Play house rules. Merry Christmas to all! Thanks for the gift of laughter and love, Mr. Johnson!

Bob Rivers (he’s out on the left coast these days; but he used to do “Twisted Tunes” when he was in Baltimore. Kept it up out there, it appears).

I’m guessing Arlo would rather play Hide the Hamster.

How do you play “Dirty Santa?” And BTW, count me in!