Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 28, 2013

Bill Clinton should have tried this…

Sometimes silence is music to my ears………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..And I ain’t even John Cage!

Tell that to the piper and the fiddler up the street.

You couldn’t afford it!

I can’t speak for a saxophone, but from personal experience, a violin in the hands of your child is a deadly weapon.

Or Drums

It’d be easier just to smash the sax.

I wonder if that’s how Jack Benny got rich, practicing on a violin.

He could make WAY more money with bagpipes or an accordion.

honest……

The guy at the O’Hare Airport should use this sign.

Brilliant ploy. Maybe I should borrow my son’s old sax.

You have low self esteem but it’s working in your favor.

Saxamaphone.

Should have used Bagpipes instead, would make a fortune.

Playing the Bagpipes and sign says: “Will Stop Running For Re-Election As Your Member of Congress For Money”.

The guy would rake in the hard, cold cash without having to send all those emails pleading for money or making all those cold calls to voters.

I remember one Christmas when I got a drum set for the older of my Bro’s two boys…..the younger of the two got a hold of the drumsticks….as I recall I heard later how the drum set “disappeared” in the middle of the night.

All I wanna know is, is he practicing safe sax?

Will sing for dinner. … Will stop singing for $$$.

’ Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder where you’re at! Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. ’From Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll.

Okay buddy, stop playin’ and start singin’ if you want to live.

@FlyerTom — further proof that we need to keep violins off the streets!