Monty by Jim Meddick for December 28, 2013
December 27, 2013
December 29, 2013
Transcript:
I see you wore Fleshy's Christmas gift to right over. Yep. Hand knitted bike shorts. I love em... At first I was skeptical... Thought they might be too itchy. But it turns out 100% Shetland wool makes for an awesome bike short... And really wicks away moisture! And the knit pattern imprinted on your inner thigh? Not a problem. That typically fades in a couple hours as long as I stay hydrated.
tattooedcyberidiot over 10 years ago
How to impress your friends
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m sure they’re the best possible knitted wool bike shorts.However, that’s still not very good.
vecihi over 10 years ago
Fleshy is a master. He even added a thunder.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
I do not want to see Monty in bicycle shorts of any textile.
PettyMower over 10 years ago
Moondog can’t seem to keep his eyes above the hand-knitted, 100% shetland wool, moisture-wicking, totally awesome, bike shorts. Expect nightmares!!!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Fleshy scores again!Fleshy’s handiwork has won Monty’s approval, garnered Moondog’s amazement, stupefied Gretchen, and scored Monty’s inner thigh!Fleshy rocks! Fleshy knits!
vecihi over 10 years ago
You’ll have to forgive that, English is not my first language =)
pokeystick 6 months ago
Forgive what, Vecihi? Did someone try to help you out by suggesting “lightning bolt”? :) Anyways, and I’m speaking as a cyclist, I think it’s funny that part of Monty’s dorkness is that he bikes, and sort of dresses the part ;)