Some years ago, my wife and I came across a cigarette butt in a loaf of raisin bread we were eating. I tracked down the bakery. We came home with about $50 worth cakes, pies, and such.
The FDA has allowed elf toenails to be on the list of acceptable trace amounts along with insects and rodent excrement. Just makes you salivate over processed foods, doesn’t it….
comicgos over 10 years ago
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
Don’t get your hopes up too high Eno.
edclectic over 10 years ago
It’s probably one of his own.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
Some years ago, my wife and I came across a cigarette butt in a loaf of raisin bread we were eating. I tracked down the bakery. We came home with about $50 worth cakes, pies, and such.
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
I should think that would make the cookie taste better.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
better than a elf size turd…
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
Must’ve lost it trampling the grapes.
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
Like searching for fly poop in pepper.
Budman 2 over 10 years ago
Bet it will be a SMALL settlement.
2011worldchamps over 10 years ago
One elf toenail per thousand cookies is legally acceptable, you got nothing Eno.
stonehenge1951 over 10 years ago
The FDA has allowed elf toenails to be on the list of acceptable trace amounts along with insects and rodent excrement. Just makes you salivate over processed foods, doesn’t it….