Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 23, 2013
December 19, 2013
December 26, 2013
Transcript:
here comes santa claus amid tight security, santa claus arrived today for his annual christmas-related visit. santa: ho ho ho. the press and public were kept at a distance as aides hustled the jolly old elf from one appearance to another. media: what about allegations that you've sold lists of who's been naughty or nice to multi-national corporations? can my kid have barbie's hair salon? are you real? santa: ho ho ho. spokeself tinky defrost read a prepared statement. oop: how do you spell "tinky"? is "harry potter" racist? tinky: i'd like to address concerns regarding santa's schedule this year...
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Arrrgh! Santa’s been corporatized and politicized! Kids everywhere are DOOMED!
Ida No over 10 years ago
Read all about it on OMG!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
is Tinky for real, or another myth?
tigerchik32 over 10 years ago
Well, this sure isn’t helping with my lack of holiday spirit
Linux0s over 10 years ago
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